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I admit that before I had a weight problem, I would look at fat people and wonder how they could let that happen. Now I know it's a slippery slope: My 20-pound weight gain quickly turned into 30, then 40, and -- WTF -- 50?!? As embarrassed as I am to put this out there, I have to. I use poor Evan as a human shield in photos. I make my husband take picture after picture until I'm semi-satisfied, and then I crop and process the poop out of them. Who am I fooling? I have to be held accountable, and this seems like a good forum for that. *Today's Random Fact: This photo was taken right after the minister pronounced us "husband and wife." He almost slipped and said, "man and wife." I would have seriously opened up a can of whoop ass on him if he did. We had several discussions regarding this matter before the ceremony and I thought we understood each other. Man and wife... I'm sure. Up to No Good A whoopee cushion is just about the finest toy for a five year old. 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